WARNING:Occupying a vehicle with a falconer at the wheel during passage season (October through February) may be dangerous to your health. Falconer operating motor vehicles have been know to veer off the road and through fields with their cars. Apparently some spuratic disorder overtakes them, causing them to unconsciously drive cars in the direction of the hawks they spy while driving down the road. There is no known cure for this condition, as they'll even do so while their own birds are in the vehicle with them. Passengers are advised to be ready to take control of the wheel at the first sign of the falconer pointing or staring off into the heavens at creatures non-falconer are sure are merely figments of their obsessed imaginations.